Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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