what did one computer say to the other .........

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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