- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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