Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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