- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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