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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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