1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Dogs

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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women's rights, lol

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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im gay

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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