Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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5 people are walking

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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