Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What's an Anti Joke?

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

You bumder!

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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