- Anti Joke

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

An Asian man fails a math test

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact