why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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