What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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