What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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