What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Womens basketball

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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