- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

My dad

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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