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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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