What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Your face

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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snowglobe

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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This is funny.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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