- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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