Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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