I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Ken wins!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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my mind's eye?

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Hi

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Anti Joke

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