- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

your mom is so fat.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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