- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

politically correct!

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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