- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

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