- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

A black man has a job.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Trump will make America great again.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

James Patrick Campbell

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

i am and me is i

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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