- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

FUS RO DAH!!!

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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