Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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