you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

anus

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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