Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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