Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What's 9+10? 19

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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