- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

Arrow in the Knee!

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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