- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

You're a frog

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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