What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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a woman votes!

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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69.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Oh s***

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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