Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

ask me if im a door yes

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

have safe sex

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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