What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

How come anti jokes r funny

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

a woman votes!

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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