- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

A woman is carried out of a bar.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Arrow in the Knee!

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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