Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

This is not a joke

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

watch a i d s left

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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