Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Buzi vagy!

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Anti Joke

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