Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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