Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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