whats 2+2? 4

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

pudding

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Cliterus

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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