- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Women can vote? WTF

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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