- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

A mormon walks into a bar.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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