Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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