Womens basketball

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

The GOV and the WHO?

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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