You were born.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

there once was a frog with no leggs

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

dassa

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

knock, knock whos there child molestor

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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