What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

i had sex.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

69.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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