How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Female rights.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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