- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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