- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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