- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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